farewell my love
i need kisses and attention and alcohol
fuck u guys and ur 1k selfies
My teacher likes to put pictures of Kermit the frog with threatening captions in our english tests
fuck you but fuck me first
did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free