kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

recltube:

recltube:

send me duck pics

this is not a typo please show me your ducks

Hey you
Yes you
I wanna eat your ass

cokeproblem:

IF WE ARE IN MUTUAL ASK FOR MY KIK/SNAPCHAT/FACEBOOK/NUMBER BC I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH ALL OF YOU

officialettuce:

I took these a while ago but for real how cute am I

*gets 1000 notes on a selfie from reblogging own selfie 1000 times*

dadded:

I really liked my outfit today

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA